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Old Jan 26, 2009, 11:31 PM // 23:31   #1
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Old Jan 26, 2009, 11:48 PM // 23:48   #2
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[Palm Strike][Mighty Blow] - Stop, Hammertime!

[Seeping Wound][Blessed Aura] - High Five !

[Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead][Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead][Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead][Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead] - Eat the baby.

[Putrid Flesh][Wild Blow] - Beat the dead horse
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #3
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[dwayna's sorrow][shielding hands][contemplation of purity][healing touch][healing whisper] Baptism.

[dwayna's sorrow][contemplation of purity][restful breeze] kidnapped
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 03:12 AM // 03:12   #4
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[Seeping Wound][Blessed Aura] - High Five !
I lol'd !
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 03:32 AM // 03:32   #5
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something along the lines of

[fear me][frenzy][headbutt][on your knees!][penetrating blow][burst of aggression][final thrust][escape]

i forget the actual one, this was thrown together rather haphazardly
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 05:04 AM // 05:04   #6
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Pick up techniques 101 : [shove] [Brace yourself!] [penetrating blow] [burst of aggression] [to the limit!] [final thrust] [thrill of victory] [fall back!]
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 07:50 AM // 07:50   #7
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[seed of life][contemplation of purity][visions of regret][panic][unsuspecting strike][belly smash][escape] accidental pregnancy with happy ending

[shove][on your knees][binding chains][forceful blow][final thrust][incoming][go for the eyes][thrill of victory] how to treat a lady.

[drunken master][drunken blow][brace yourself][incoming][burst of aggression][blazing finale][i meant to do that][blackout] Premature celebration.

[desperation blow][incoming][go for the eyes][discharge enchantment][overload][blind was mingson] whoopsy daisy

[illusion of pain][migraine][well of blood][ineptitude][confusing images][diversion][chaos storm][air of superiority] how women avoid sex
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 08:39 AM // 08:39   #8
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MrGuildBoi's [putrid flesh][wild blow] sums this thread up, in my opinion :/
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 08:32 PM // 20:32   #9
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[Penetrating Blow][Burst Of Aggression][Final Thrust][Contemplation Of Purity][Visions Of Regret][Escape]
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Old Jan 27, 2009, 10:58 PM // 22:58   #10
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something along the lines of

[fear me][frenzy][headbutt][on your knees!][penetrating blow][burst of aggression][final thrust][escape]

i forget the actual one, this was thrown together rather haphazardly
That's the date rape build
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #11
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For some reason [[Well of Blood] and "woman/women" is just not funny.
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #12
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[hamstring][fire storm][frenzy][healing signet][mending][healing breeze] - I R Uber w/mo/e
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 02:27 AM // 02:27   #13
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[skill]Spike Trap[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]Spike Trap[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]Spike Trap[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]Spike Trap[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill] Kick the baby
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 02:49 AM // 02:49   #14
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[Way of the Lotus][Vampirism][Pain]

Credit to Metroid, or at least he's the first person I saw with it
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #15
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[Way of the Lotus][Vampirism][Pain]

Credit to Metroid, or at least he's the first person I saw with it

OMG at first i didnt get it, but then i was like OMG. you should name it [go for the eyes]
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 06:49 AM // 06:49   #16
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I remember a ritualist bar about marraige and divorce or something. Anyone remember that?
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 08:44 AM // 08:44   #17
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I remember a ritualist bar about marraige and divorce or something. Anyone remember that?
Dunno, but im sure it had [agony] in it. I bet i could duplicate it.

[wanderlust][union][death pact signet][binding chains][painful bond][agony][escape][reclaim essence]
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 01:28 PM // 13:28   #18
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I remember [Anguish] being in there
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Old Jan 28, 2009, 05:46 PM // 17:46   #19
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[Palm Strike][Mighty Blow] - Stop, Hammertime!

[Seeping Wound][Blessed Aura] - High Five !

[Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead][Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead][Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead][Contemplation of Purity][Feast for the dead] - Eat the baby.

[Putrid Flesh][Wild Blow] - Beat the dead horse
/win

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Old Jan 28, 2009, 11:54 PM // 23:54   #20
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